Date & Time: Saturday, December 19, 2015 · 9:00 PM – 3:00 AM
Location: ReMiX
Cost: $15 at the door Age 21+
Dress code: Grandma dress outside… Slutwear (highly encouraged), no wear or whatever you want inside. Birthday suit rentals available upon request for a nominal charge. ☻ That means nudity is allowed or even encouraged.
Mrs Claus has no children due to a sad simple act.
Santa comes only once a year an unmitigated fact.
Lady Claus spends many a night in frustrated fantasy
That Santa Claus would CUM in her and not in a chimney.
So in honor of her, the grand Mrs Claus,
Time to party where even Elves can break all the laws.
Bring your Christmas Cheer, so don’t be alone.
Make the last Magic’s party of the year, so well known.
Whip out the naughty Christmas Season outfits as we will be having a free Elfin mustache and Reindeer rides, right after the Unicorn leapfrog contest.